I Gottid ta Yooz It!

I jus noe dat myne mom haz ben postin' onna hur bloggy an I hazunt gottin a chanz ta post onna myne fur munthz! Butt I iz heer neow, an I gitz ta yooz hur new 'puter too!

I haz a prahblim... I haz dis guy kat dat haz ben hangin' aroun' myne hows. He tryze ta git inna da hows an he haz effen lernd how ta nok onna door lyke me an Spatz duz! I fink he wantz ta liv wif us! Hiz hows iz behin' owrz an dey haz a lotta dawgs an sum uvver katz dere. Myne mom sez fingz iz weerd, shurlee he cudint be my brofur Redford, cumm'd bak ta protek me. Lemme tell yu da storry soz yu kan unnerstan' y.

Wen I wuz jus a liddul kittin an firs' livin' wif myne mom, we hadded 4 uvver katz in owr famulee. Myne mom cawld us da Jay Jay Rat Pak, cuz owr inishulz wer JJRAT, fur Jason, Jessica, Redford, Amanda an me... Tyler. Redford wuz sooo mad dat Mom brot me home dat hur kep tellin' him dat I wuz hiz baybee. Da furs tyme hur let me go OWTSYDE Redford showd me howta klyme a tree. He wuz klymin up an den heed jump off. Den he let me klyme up dere, butt he neffur showd me howta git down! Wen he kaymd in Mom askkid him wheer hiz baybee wuz an he jus closid hiz eyez an turnid hiz hed, lyke 'Wut baybee?' It tuk a long tyme fur hur ta figger it owt an den hur hadda git me ta jump downta hur, cuz I wuz skeerd.

So y duz hur wunder bowt dis? Cuz dis boy kat, hiz nayme is Andy btw, he iz red an wyte lyke Redford, aldo hiz fur iz diffrent. So wun day we wuz OWTSYDE, me an Mom an Andy...an Mom wuz tawkin ta me an' hur sed, y duzint yu lyke Andy?...cuz he ebben haz a strypee tayl lyke Redford did. An ryte den Andy rund offur an klymd uppa tree an jumpid down agin. An he neffur did dat bee4 or afdur dat, jus' dat wun tyme. Momz eyez gottid reel BIG an neow hur duzint now wut ta fink; cood dat be Redford cummin' bak ta be wif me? Da way it iz sumtymez I akz lyke I seez Jessie'z goastee, an neow Redford too?! Wut duz yu fink?