Itza Pyrutz Lyfe Fur Me!

I iz a GURL cat, butt myne naym iz Tyler, cuz I wuz naymd afdur a frend uv myne brofur, Redford'z. Wen I iz in trubble myne naym iz Tyler Samantha June! I haz 2 momz, wun fur reel an' wun adoptid, an' a MealMan too. I iz noan on Tribe.net az La Pirata de la Pata Rapida, a membur uv da dreddid Sexy orange cat mexican wrassling team!

Friday, February 02, 2007

How kan I git ridduv a kittin?

  1. Okay, duz aneewun noe howta git ridduv a kittin? Cuz we gotted wun, da MealMan brotted it home an' neow itz ben eetin myne fud an' luvvin onna myne Mom! It izunt skeerd uv me at awl! Not skeerd uv Spatz neether. Neow it kan git uppon da bed awl by itzself! Iz deer no playce ta hyde frum it? Onlee Owtsyde an' wen it gitz bigger, it will go owt dere too. Myne mom sez I lukz lyke I cud be itz mommy, butt I dont wantu. Mayke it go awayee!

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