tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256588532011-09-24T06:51:28.124-07:00I iz a GURL cat, butt myne naym iz Tyler, cuz I wuz naymd afdur a frend uv myne brofur, Redford'z. Wen I iz in trubble myne naym iz Tyler Samantha June! I haz 2 momz, wun fur reel an' wun adoptid, an' a MealMan too. I iz noan on Tribe.net az La Pirata de la Pata Rapida, a membur uv da dreddid Sexy orange cat mexican wrassling team!DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-38635623756191833712009-05-23T00:59:00.000-07:002009-05-23T01:45:36.612-07:00Myne mom sez dat we iz gonna start postee-ing ta uvver katz on Twitter! Dat soundz lyke fun. I missez myne frendz on Tribe.net, so it will be gud ta mayke new frendz. An den maybe she wil let me updayte dis bloggy moor oftun.<br /><br />Ryte neow I iz happy, cuz it iz awmost summer an' den I kin be OWTSYDE a lotta da tyme. Myne mom iz wurreed abowt me, cuz I iz awl skinny agin an' hur iz tawkin' abowt takin' me ta TED's. I doant lyke dat playce, it smellz funnee. But da TED we haz iznt so bad, he iz furry nyce an' wen he piks me up an' tuchiz me, I doant mind a lot. Iffen yu doant no, TED stanz fur The Evil Doctor (I letted myne mom spell dat wun part fur me). Myne doktur izunt furry eevul.<br /><br />Myne 'doptid mom an' da MealMan iz gon to a purrtend war fur da long weekend. Dey playz wif da SCA; medeevul reinactmuntz. I iz a bit mad, cuz dey took bof' da pill-o'z frum dere bed an' awl da blankiez too. Wheer is I spozed ta snuggul?<br /><br />Wel datz it fur neow, I needz a nappy!<br /><br />Da TM<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-3863562375619183371?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-86326702740628124782007-07-15T21:57:00.000-07:002007-07-15T22:08:54.453-07:00I haznt postif heer fur a wyle, cuz I fink myne mom iz tew bizzy wif da kittin. Hur haz ben in heet an' is drivin' me crazee! I haz hissd at hur an' smaked hur a buncha tymez, but it duznt help nun. Da gud fing is dat I kan be OWTSYDE haf uv da day! Frum ayt ta ayt I kan stay owt dere an' awa.y frum da Spittul kat. Myne mom or myne MealMan bringz wadder owt dere fur me tew, dat'z nyce. Da onlee bad fing iz dat myne mom sez Spittul iz heer ta stay. I fink hur iz wurser dan da Droolee Dawg dat wuz heer beefor! Maybee wen hur gitz biggur shee wil bee beddur.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-8632670274062812478?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-1170428756580496682007-02-02T06:59:00.000-08:002007-02-02T07:05:56.593-08:00<ol><li>Okay, duz aneewun noe howta git ridduv a kittin? Cuz we gotted wun, da MealMan brotted it home an' neow itz ben eetin myne fud an' luvvin onna myne Mom! It izunt skeerd uv me at awl! Not skeerd uv Spatz neether. Neow it kan git uppon da bed awl by itzself! Iz deer no playce ta hyde frum it? Onlee Owtsyde an' wen it gitz bigger, it will go owt dere too. Myne mom sez I lukz lyke I cud be itz mommy, butt I dont wantu. Mayke it go awayee!</li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-117042875658049668?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-1161514028905344772006-10-22T03:31:00.000-07:002006-10-22T03:47:08.923-07:00I iz not so shur abowt dat Andy kat. Neow he kumz efurry day ta git a snak outta myne fud bowl! An myne Mom an' doptid Mom letz hym dooit! He kumz an' nokz onna door inda moornin', he lernd dat frum Spatz an' me! An' da uther fing is dat alla suddin deer is no toona! We haz free uvver flayverz, butt no toona...dis iz not gud! So I iz stikkin wif da dry fud fur neow. Duz yu fink dat mayeebee Andy iz eetin' it awl hizself? I wil be furry mad iffen dat iz da kayse!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-116151402890534477?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-1156602367162955422006-08-26T05:42:00.000-07:002006-09-13T05:25:05.753-07:00I jus noe dat myne mom haz ben postin' onna hur bloggy an I hazunt gottin a chanz ta post onna myne fur munthz! Butt I iz heer neow, an I gitz ta yooz hur new 'puter too! <bwg><br /><br />I haz a prahblim... I haz dis guy kat dat haz ben hangin' aroun' myne hows. He tryze ta git inna da hows an he haz effen lernd how ta nok onna door lyke me an Spatz duz! I fink he wantz ta liv wif us! Hiz hows iz behin' owrz an dey haz a lotta dawgs an sum uvver katz dere. Myne mom sez fingz iz weerd, shurlee he cudint be my brofur Redford, cumm'd bak ta protek me. Lemme tell yu da storry soz yu kan unnerstan' y.<br /><br />Wen I wuz jus a liddul kittin an firs' livin' wif myne mom, we hadded 4 uvver katz in owr famulee. Myne mom cawld us da Jay Jay Rat Pak, cuz owr inishulz wer JJRAT, fur Jason, Jessica, Redford, Amanda an me... Tyler. Redford wuz sooo mad dat Mom brot me home dat hur kep tellin' him dat I wuz hiz baybee. Da furs tyme hur let me go OWTSYDE Redford showd me howta klyme a tree. He wuz klymin up an den heed jump off. Den he let me klyme up dere, butt he neffur showd me howta git down! Wen he kaymd in Mom askkid him wheer hiz baybee wuz an he jus closid hiz eyez an turnid hiz hed, lyke 'Wut baybee?' It tuk a long tyme fur hur ta figger it owt an den hur hadda git me ta jump downta hur, cuz I wuz skeerd.<br /><br />So y duz hur wunder bowt dis? Cuz dis boy kat, hiz nayme is Andy btw, he iz red an wyte lyke Redford, aldo hiz fur iz diffrent. So wun day we wuz OWTSYDE, me an Mom an Andy...an Mom wuz tawkin ta me an' hur sed, y duzint yu lyke Andy?...cuz he ebben haz a strypee tayl lyke Redford did. An ryte den Andy rund offur an klymd uppa tree an jumpid down agin. An he neffur did dat bee4 or afdur dat, jus' dat wun tyme. Momz eyez gottid reel BIG an neow hur duzint now wut ta fink; cood dat be Redford cummin' bak ta be wif me? Da way it iz sumtymez I akz lyke I seez Jessie'z goastee, an neow Redford too?! Wut duz yu fink?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-115660236716295542?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-1151297391854872512006-06-25T21:47:00.000-07:002006-06-25T21:49:51.866-07:00Myne mom kan git so bad abowt lettin' me onna 'pooter ta do myne blog, butt her prahmissuz ta help me soon!<br /><br />Tawk atcha den! =^..^=<br /><br />Da TM<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-115129739185487251?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-1147355403979768852006-05-11T05:45:00.000-07:002006-05-11T06:50:04.036-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2291/2684/1600/Sleeping%20rights%20-%202002-2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2291/2684/320/Sleeping%20rights%20-%202002-2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2291/2684/1600/Spats%20-%20I%20sleep%20where%20I%20want.jpg"></a><br />Myne mom haznt ben onna puter laytlee, so I cudint ryte heer. Me an' Spatz haz ben fytin alot. Hur maykz me mad sumtymez! Wen I iznt hungree fur myne brekfust, hur kumz an' eetz it! Dat iz not ryte! Itz myne fud ta eet layter wen I <em><strong>iz</strong> </em>hungree! An' hurz alwiz bowstin' 'bout how dis iz hur howse. Iz NOT! Itz owr howse, cuz I livz heer too, an' so duz myne mom. Dis iz what hur lookz lyke; in da pikshur hur iz sleepin' wif MealMan. Hee'z hur dad.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-114735540397976885?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-1144979685178063542006-04-13T18:22:00.000-07:002006-04-13T18:59:10.526-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2291/2684/1600/Tyler%20cub%201.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2291/2684/320/Tyler%20cub%201.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Taday wuz a gud day. Furst I wuz mad cuz myne mom sed I hadda eet beefor I cud go OWTSYDE. Butt afder I eeted I feeld beddur. Den I wented OWTSYDE an' played wif Andy fur a wyle. I lettid Andy in owr hows da uver day an' da day afder dat myn 'doptid Mom letted him in too. So dis mornin' he camed an' nokked onna door. I gess he sawed me an' Spats do dat. Butt da Mealman sed he cudint cumin.<br /><br />Next I caymin da hows an' took a nap wif myne Mom. Hur sleepz inda daytyme. I luffz dis tyme uv yeer, cuz I kin be OWTSYDE alot moor. Wen hur goed ta da doktur, I went bak OWT. Duz yu haf Daylyte savinz tyme wheer yu livz? Itz da Bomm! MealMan gotted home urlee, so I caymed in fur dinnur a littul urlee too. Tawk ta yu layterz!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;color:#ff6666;">*Note from Tyler's Mom: </span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;color:#ff6666;">Tyler loves being outside so much, she writes it all in caps!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-114497968517806354?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25658853.post-1144505943768484672006-04-08T07:10:00.000-07:002006-04-08T07:19:03.770-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2291/2684/1600/MiniPirateKitty.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 171px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 145px" height="142" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2291/2684/320/MiniPirateKitty.jpg" width="171" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dis iz me. <br /><br />I gotta say fang yu ta myne 'doptid mom, Randy, who maded dis gud pikshur uv me! I speshully lykes da pink bandanna!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25658853-114450594376848467?l=datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DHarmonizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06495802528456545174noreply@blogger.com0